The Professor's Guarantee

We take pride in our premium USDA-certified organic hemp topicals, and we verify their potency with up-to-date Certificates of Analysis.

Our signature topical solutions are crafted with care from hemp grown and processed in Colorado.

FDA Disclosure: "In accordance with US federal law, these industrial hemp by-products contain no more than 0.3% THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol) by weight. These products have not been evaluated by the FDA, and any statements herein are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease."

About Us

My name is Chad. I am a professor and a trained historian. My partner's name is Maria. She works in behavioral health on the Gila River reservation. Together, we have studied and tested a variety of hemp-based treatments for years, and we have followed the science of hemp extracts for our signature topicals. We are convinced that hemp is real medicine, and that it provides real benefits for a range of ailments, despite the medical establishment's blatant obfuscation.

We believe in the natural goodness of hemp extracts. and we think you will too.